$10 for hitting the machine with the hammer and $990 for knowing where to hit it (couldn't find an attribution for the story but here's a copy: http://thebigide

$10 for hitting the machine with the hammer and $990 for knowing where to hit it (couldn't find an attribution for the story but here's a copy: http://thebigidea.com/index.php?/archives/67-If-you-think-its-expensive-to-hire-a-professional-to-do-the-job,-wait-until-you-hire-an-amateur..html http://thebigidea.com/index.php?/archives/67-If-you-think-it...)