I don't think it's do-able, given the nature of SSL. TBH, many faculty and staff will be just as bad; though, I question their assertion that anyone interested

I don't think it's do-able, given the nature of SSL. TBH, many faculty and staff will be just as bad; though, I question their assertion that anyone interested in a Higgs Boson would let a Uni-admin task distract them. Some physicists may not have any common sense, but are generally more tech-literate than average.