I hope you're leaving this comment from a perfectly flat plain that never floods, is out of tornado country, has no mountains nearby to cause landslides, is far

I hope you're leaving this comment from a perfectly flat plain that never floods, is out of tornado country, has no mountains nearby to cause landslides, is far away from any earthquake faults, is out of hurricane territory, never has heatwaves, and never gets blizzards. Otherwise, I'm calling hypocrisy.