I got to sit 3 seats from Marat Safins coach and in the front row once during a professional tennis match that Marat was playing in. He lost the match, so the b

I got to sit 3 seats from Marat Safins coach and in the front row once during a professional tennis match that Marat was playing in. He lost the match, so the bitching back and forth was great. But I noticed the free seats in the box and just pointed to the seat when the usher approached me and I pretended I didn't speak english. "There, there, I sit." Best part was the people in the box realized right away I was out of place. They were really cool though. They gave me their tickets for me and my friends which gave us access to free buffets. It was delightful. It was also really cool to shout "Zerodina Marat" right in his face. I swear the second time I yelled it he looked at me coldly. Very intimidating Russian.