This is a vast oversimplification of both Haskell's monads and the category theoretic Monad. Just because you can chain methods doesn't make something a Monad e

This is a vast oversimplification of both Haskell's monads and the category theoretic Monad. Just because you can chain methods doesn't make something a Monad even in the most basic sense of satisfying the typeclass requirements in Haskell.