Confession time: The first and only software T-shirt swag I ever received permanently traumatised me and set the internet back 10 years. I downloaded Internet

Confession time: The first and only software T-shirt swag I ever received permanently traumatised me and set the internet back 10 years. I downloaded Internet Explorer 3 on launch day and received a "Midnight Madness" T-shirt for my efforts. I'm really sorry. I was young and didn't know any better. Every day I boot up my Ubuntu laptop and try to make amends.