You're not wrong, but this doesn't seem to relate to the topic at-hand, except peripherally. I get it, PHP sucks. We all know PHP sucks. We've been talking abou

You're not wrong, but this doesn't seem to relate to the topic at-hand, except peripherally. I get it, PHP sucks. We all know PHP sucks. We've been talking about how much PHP sucks on HN for probably years. How about we talk about something new, such as the library this fucking post is actually about. If you really want to grind your ax against PHP (which we all generally agree is terrible), please make this its own post and submit it separately, so that we can actually talk about the submission.