Man, you're bringing me down, man! Don't you know it's the age of the nerds! Silicon Valley has never been hotter! 6 figure salaries, billion dollar valuations!

Man, you're bringing me down, man! Don't you know it's the age of the nerds! Silicon Valley has never been hotter! 6 figure salaries, billion dollar valuations! Everyone's the best, only the best comes here. STEM! MIT! CAL! STANFORD! We're changing the world, doing stuff that matters!