>> "I judge people solely by how they react to a pie to the face, and Bill Gates scored quite low on that." Please tell us how you'd react? Let me guess, you'd

>> "I judge people solely by how they react to a pie to the face, and Bill Gates scored quite low on that." Please tell us how you'd react? Let me guess, you'd disarm the pie-throwers, crack a joke related to pies, smile into the camera as you're carried out on the shoulders of cheering onlookers?