"He asked me to spell my name, and I said: "Y". He wrote "W". So far, so good. I really didn't want these fuckers to have my personal information just because t

"He asked me to spell my name, and I said: "Y". He wrote "W". So far, so good. I really didn't want these fuckers to have my personal information just because they gave me an oil change, anyway. I said "e", and he wrote "i". Wow, this was new. I said "g, g" and he wrote "jj". Cool!" The guy's first language was apparently French and wasn't good at English. letters with the same sound in French and English: French English é a same i e same f f same g j similar (in french we don't make the implicit D sound) j g similar (in french we don't make the implicit D sound) l l similar m m same n n same o o same q q similar (in french we say "ku" instead of "kiou") r r similar s s same t t similar (té instead of tee) v v similar (vé instead of vee) w w similar (double-V instead of double-U) z z similar (zed instead of zee)