That's kinda how my dad ended up a lawyer. He called a guy for some legal advice (a taxi had driven through his storefront, trashing the place). He got the law

That's kinda how my dad ended up a lawyer. He called a guy for some legal advice (a taxi had driven through his storefront, trashing the place). He got the lawyers' bill the next week or so. Decided law school might be a good idea, soon after.