Hiring a lawn mowing service to mow my damn lawn. This way I can shake my fist at the youngsters to 'stay the hell off my lawn' from my porch/deck, rather than

Hiring a lawn mowing service to mow my damn lawn. This way I can shake my fist at the youngsters to 'stay the hell off my lawn' from my porch/deck, rather than stop my mower, take off my hearing protection, put down my can of Old Mil, then shake my fist at them...