I don't swear much, but when I do, it always ends up being in Windows parts of code. Seriously though, I've written a lot of portable code and consequently qui

I don't swear much, but when I do, it always ends up being in Windows parts of code. Seriously though, I've written a lot of portable code and consequently quite a few of glue layers and there is always something in the Windows API that is done ass-backwards. From something as benign as InterlockedCompareExchange taking 'exchange' first, 'comparabd' second, to mother of all clusterfucks - the IOCP networking model.