You should strongly consider lowering your requirements if you want to consider the position to be an "internship." As they stand, they are quite frankly absurd

You should strongly consider lowering your requirements if you want to consider the position to be an "internship." As they stand, they are quite frankly absurd. Most people with two legitimate years of experience could be earning close to six figures in a full-time role (if not more, depending upon location) with expertise in the technologies you mention.