Haskell is so different from JS that is impossible to faithfully translate a monad into JS. It is like trying translate a Haiku from Japanese to English. Maybe

Haskell is so different from JS that is impossible to faithfully translate a monad into JS. It is like trying translate a Haiku from Japanese to English. Maybe if he called his thing a Jonad, and explained how it was inspired by the monad's "executable semicolon" aspect, it would have been better.