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It's hard to speculate in a vacuum and obviously we don't want details in this medium, but here's a sales pitch: Salesman: "By a MagicSuperAwesomeLotto ticket!
by logn 14y ago
It's hard to speculate in a vacuum and obviously we don't want details in this medium, but here's a sales pitch:
Salesman: "By a MagicSuperAwesomeLotto ticket! There's no chance to win 50 million if you don't buy one. It's definitely a very risky investment. But it's an extremely small loss and the payout could make you generationally rich. We sell them in increments of $1, $5, and $50 if you want 50x chance to win, and we accept wire transfers."
Client: "So do I have to match all the picks in a row to get a payout?"
Salesman: "I'm not sure. It's a new product. We'll have to check."
Client: "Oh don't bother. I'll take $5,000 of them."
Overheard... "What a moron."