I don't like that. I don't want to be the asshole, but here it is : 1- No direct mention to Amazon, Really man? Not even a thanks? Not event saying if you are

I don't like that. I don't want to be the asshole, but here it is : 1- No direct mention to Amazon, Really man? Not even a thanks? Not event saying if you are a fan boy (I am!)? 2- Spelling isn't a big deal, but in a resume, seriously? 3- Not humble at all, ie "...and maybe some creativity, who knows... ;-)" I don't want to hire or to work with someone who likes the smell of his own farts. 4- Finally, an Add on your resume... And no amazon doesn't put adsense on their pages... If you want to make some money that's okay, but just say it! Why lying? ... Epic Fail.