They should call Apple and offer $20,000 to review the app immediately. They say they have a call center of trained people waiting. That's expensive, so this w

They should call Apple and offer $20,000 to review the app immediately. They say they have a call center of trained people waiting. That's expensive, so this would save them money. And it's a (small) win for Apple too. When you want special service from a for-profit company, just do the obvious: pay them for it.