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You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about,
by cosmo7 18y ago
You have a choice in life:
You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile just because you're up to date with xkcd and know how to jailbreak your iPhone.
Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended - preferably C# but Java is acceptable, build a business and hang out on yachts with beautiful women covered in cocaine. It's your choice.
- derwiki 18y agoIf I was in the latter situation, I wouldn't be sitting around on Hacker News poking fun at pot heads. So, how are those braces working out for you? ;-)
- 3ds 18y agoLOL! btw python is so much better than java, took me a day to get into it, no braces no garbage... also i have a smoke every so often. preferably after work. and yes, people who think it makes you stupid have no clue what they are talking about. it really makes me more creative an HUNGRY
- tptacek 18y agoThe second. Two. 2! I choose 2!
- aaronblohowiak 18y agoEw, cocaine.
- mannicken 18y agoYeah, real .NET programmers use heroin. Everyone knows that