"Imagine if the funeral home could rent access to these, as long as it wouldn't seem undignified. (I'm not too good of a judge of this)." No... it'd be fine, j

"Imagine if the funeral home could rent access to these, as long as it wouldn't seem undignified. (I'm not too good of a judge of this)." No... it'd be fine, just hang a suit on it. If you rotate fast enough you could simulate hugging or patting people's back while they're hysterically crying. They won't even know the difference, and it will look totally normal and dignified...