Hey, you get to meet with the guy who, out of paranoia to "protect his investment," hired a private investigator to stalk Sean Parker (as founder/CEO of Plaxo),

Hey, you get to meet with the guy who, out of paranoia to "protect his investment," hired a private investigator to stalk Sean Parker (as founder/CEO of Plaxo), and then spread nasty gossip about him throughout the Valley when Parker "crossed" him! And nearly ruined Parker's life / ability to do anything in SV, if it weren't for (the utterly brilliant) Peter Thiel! Yeah, let's get in bed with THAT guy! Because, you know, when times are tough (read: right now), he'll TOTALLY be there for us!