"Mommy, the Internet is slow again." "Shut up, dear, and finish your bark." I'm reading _Escape from Camp 14_ and _Nothing to Envy_, and it's horrible. They d

"Mommy, the Internet is slow again." "Shut up, dear, and finish your bark." I'm reading _Escape from Camp 14_ and _Nothing to Envy_, and it's horrible. They don't need bandwidth, they need something more fundamental (and I don't mean food).