I can't remember a specific incident, but I'm fairly certain I've done things more "inconsiderate" than this. Cripes, this reads like something Larry and Serge

I can't remember a specific incident, but I'm fairly certain I've done things more "inconsiderate" than this. Cripes, this reads like something Larry and Sergey would have done in the early days of Backrub (later Google), not something that you get prosecuted for and face the possibility of 35 years in jail for.