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> and he also happens to reconnect with his wife who had separated with him, but now realizes that he was distant only because it kept them safe My favorite as
by ddw 14y ago
> and he also happens to reconnect with his wife who had separated with him, but now realizes that he was distant only because it kept them safe
My favorite aspect of the action hero that is divorced. It's not because he did anything _bad_, he just wasn't around enough.
See also: action hero that has to go to jail because he killed a guy, but it was actually only in self defense.
- stcredzero 14y agoNot only goes to jail, but is also executed. However, by some highly unlikely circumstance, the execution doesn't work, so then the hero gets carte blanche to enact revenge on the parties that set him up due to "double jeopardy."