> PHP needs to die That comment is extremely insightful. How did I not see this? > It was originally called "Personal Home Page" I was originally 19 inches l

> PHP needs to die That comment is extremely insightful. How did I not see this? > It was originally called "Personal Home Page" I was originally 19 inches long and crapped my diaper several times a day. PHP has grown and changed tremendously since those days. It's not the same codebase, at all: "Finding PHP/FI 2.0 still inefficient and lacking features they needed to power an eCommerce application they were developing for a university project, Andi Gutmans and Zeev Suraski of Tel Aviv, Israel, began yet another complete rewrite of the underlying parser in 1997.".