You're making an extremely vague but bombastic claim here. I don't think you're intentionally trolling, but it operates on a very similar level. What does this

You're making an extremely vague but bombastic claim here. I don't think you're intentionally trolling, but it operates on a very similar level. What does this mean in practical terms? What are you specifically criticizing? It's obvious that you're taking some kind of dig at functional programming, but what is the actual critique or logical argument you're attempting to make here? It is very unclear.