Haha, right there with you! "The Higgs boson is like pearls moving through molasses" or "a celebrity moving through a bar". "Spacetime is like a big sheet of

Haha, right there with you! "The Higgs boson is like pearls moving through molasses" or "a celebrity moving through a bar". "Spacetime is like a big sheet of fabric with a bowling ball on it." Yeah... no.