For sharpening your axe ##C is amazing, but beginners are regularly mocked and burned at the stake there. > "How do I allocate a string?" > "But what is a str

For sharpening your axe ##C is amazing, but beginners are regularly mocked and burned at the stake there. > "How do I allocate a string?" > "But what is a string?" > "You know that thing with letters in it. Seriously how do I allocate a string?" > "Sorry we don't know what a string is, you'll need to define it for us first" > "OK it's a contiguous chunk of bytes in RAM" > "Sorry C has no concept of bytes or RAM." That kind of impractical nonsense.