relevant onion article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/metric-system-thriving-in-nations-inner-cities,458/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/metric-system-thri

relevant onion article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/metric-system-thriving-in-nations-inner-cities,458/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/metric-system-thriving-in-n...