Anyone who could run a non-conforming PHP could just run something better. A conforming, but massively improved (read: JIT) PHP interpreter is really the only

Anyone who could run a non-conforming PHP could just run something better. A conforming, but massively improved (read: JIT) PHP interpreter is really the only way forward for us who are so unfortunate. The good news is that there are starting to be viable options in that space.