Worked on Firefox/Windows but I had to enable scripts and then enable cookies and then got stuck with a stupidly annoying animating background that totally dist

Worked on Firefox/Windows but I had to enable scripts and then enable cookies and then got stuck with a stupidly annoying animating background that totally distracted from whatever the author was trying to say. I got about a half-sentence in and then said to myself "F this, I've got better things to be doing than screwing with my eyesight at one-thirty in the morning."