Okay folks, I've got one onion for November. Charged $3.74, yours for $4.50! But hurry! By November it could be worth $9! I am serious, reply here, I'll sell y

Okay folks, I've got one onion for November. Charged $3.74, yours for $4.50! But hurry! By November it could be worth $9! I am serious, reply here, I'll sell you my onion contract for $4.50. Who's buying?