The author didn't get invited to any parties in high school, and now they're concern-mongering Yud and Buds over some nerd bacchanals. That doesn't scale well.

The author didn't get invited to any parties in high school, and now they're concern-mongering Yud and Buds over some nerd bacchanals. That doesn't scale well. The big question is, who's competing to sell us our salvation this time?