People might think I'm a dick, I don't care, my tools, my knowledge, my job security. If you're feeling ponderous, I'd ask you to consider the outlandish hypot

People might think I'm a dick, I don't care, my tools, my knowledge, my job security. If you're feeling ponderous, I'd ask you to consider the outlandish hypothetical that this doesn't win you meaningful[1] job security, and you end up in the same bucket o' crabs as the rest of us. Would you regret your current actions? [1]: anywhere from the fathomable "my harness didn't come up in my layoff email nor in any of my failed interviews following that" to the realistic "the entire concept of employment shifted under our feet so quickly and so profoundly that a dash of solidarity & luck outweighed even the shrewdest preparations".