Somewhere in a cube farm that hasn't been updated since the 90s: "This month's analytics report indicates our college educated white collar employed left leani

Somewhere in a cube farm that hasn't been updated since the 90s: "This month's analytics report indicates our college educated white collar employed left leaning traffic to our properties is down over the same month last year" <puffs vape> "Don't worry about it, I'm having AI re-write all the green tech articles from 2005-15, it'll be back by November"