Startup idea.. fired and on an h1b? Gotta take an emergency plane outta here on short notice? Mail us your car and apartment keys and we'll liquidate your ass

Startup idea.. fired and on an h1b? Gotta take an emergency plane outta here on short notice? Mail us your car and apartment keys and we'll liquidate your assets for you and wire the funds to you We are seeking 1M$ for 10% of the company