This reminds me of my favorite joke: Man has progressed to the point of rivalry with God. Man talks to God and brags about his accomplishments. God agrees that

This reminds me of my favorite joke: Man has progressed to the point of rivalry with God. Man talks to God and brags about his accomplishments. God agrees that Man has accomplished a lot. God reminds Man that God made him from dirt. Man says "Oh, we mastered that long ago." God says he'd like to see that. Man smiles, and reaches down for a handful of dirt. God says "Ah, no, you go get your own dirt."