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I thought the narrative by Lütke et. al. was that the clankers could do everything by themselves! Turns out that clankers generate beige static websites that use 100% CPU, so some assistance is needed. We now have proof that the above is true, since Lütke adheres to the principle that any non-clanker usage has to be justified. Let us assume he justified the purchase.