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Optimus robots will arrive in Robo taxis to install your Tesla solar roof which will also receive Internet and XAI LLM service from orbiting data centers. When?
by Zigurd 1mo ago
Optimus robots will arrive in Robo taxis to install your Tesla solar roof which will also receive Internet and XAI LLM service from orbiting data centers. When? By the end of the year.
- boredatoms 1mo agoI enjoy this style of absurdism humor
- Johnyjohnson123 1mo agoHahahaha
- jordanb 1mo agoBut can I pay in dogecoin?
- ben_w 1mo agoI hear that goes to the moon. :P
- Zigurd 1mo agoOnly after being refueled by 15 other giant rockets.
- ben_w 1mo ago69, surely? This is Musk we're talking about, after all.
- LoganDark 1mo agoStill can't get over the progression of Tesla car models going S, 3, X, Y
- ben_w 1mo agoI remember at the time it was a refreshing change from all the stuffy corporate nonsense. As with so many, their weaknesses are also what made them stand out initially.
- LoganDark 1mo agoOh, I just mean it was super funny once I realized. Not that it was an actual issue. The actual issues are more like the car uploading all camera footage to a private cloud, sending analytics and telemetry that I wouldn't want to share and being trivially remotely controllable, brickable and crashable
- ben_w 1mo agoSame. Calling them that stood out positively, like the gull wings and the party mode; unfortunately, the same mind for that then gave us the Cybertruck and the not-legally-a-department DOGE.
- Smoosh 1mo ago[flagged]
- walrus01 1mo agoYou forgot the "XAI LLM service powered by 60 gas turbines in Memphis running the grok CSAM generator"
- delusional 1mo agoThat'll be in space by mid next month*
- moomoo11 1mo ago"Money won't matter in 10 years" "Time won't matter either"
- walrus01 1mo agoI think if you take enough Ketamine, it probably does seem like time ceases to matter.
- TitaRusell 1mo agoTrue story I had to do a urine test for a warehouse job once. This was near minimum wage work. Clown world.
- walrus01 1mo agoBlame both the warehouse and their insurance company and personal injury lawyers in general, they probably live in fear of lawsuits from a methed up forklift driver knocking over a pallet rack and killing several people.
- senordevnyc 1mo agoVia hyperloop
- moomoo11 1mo agothey will be built in Mars Factory X and similar to Titanfall they'll be orbital striked to where they need to go
- dgellow 1mo agoDon’t forget to pay the $10k to keep your spot in the waiting list!
- ralph_cifaretto 1mo ago[flagged]
- ghostly_s 1mo agoThere was nothing here to ruin, this is exactly the typical level of discourse.
- otherme123 1mo agohttps://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html > Please don't post comments saying that HN is turning into Reddit. It's a semi-noob illusion, as old as the hills. At the bottom. With links to comments as early as 2007 saying exactly the same.
- ralph_cifaretto 1mo agoA site can't turn into Reddit when it is Reddit. The same people post here but think it makes them smarter and wittier.
- slater 1mo agoIn the spirit of your Reddit accusations: I guess we've found the solar roof installer...?
- walrus01 1mo ago[dead]
- queuebert 1mo ago[flagged]
- jaapbadlands 1mo agoYou've mistaken the subject for the target. The subject of the derision is advanced technology, the target is Tesla promising what they're incapable of delivering.
- formvoltron 1mo ago"what I'm gonna do" is not advanced technology. More like a modern version of the Duke and the Dauphin.
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- TrainedMonkey 1mo agoGrok confidently said it can be done by the end of the year when Elon asked so it must be true.
- formvoltron 1mo agoWith $20T TAM!