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Mystery Science Theater 3000 foretells artificial sycophancy (1993) [video]

2 points by smorgasborg 28d ago

smorgasborg 28d ago
correct link with time stamp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71Oj68sN5M&t=90 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71Oj68sN5M&t=90 Tom Servo: look here he comes it's Joel Tom Servo and Crow: Joel! Joel! Joel: Hi you guys, how you doing? TS: oh you know it's just like you to think of us instead of yourself C: that's what separates you from us measly Bots J: Thanks hi everybody, welcome to the satellite of love, I'm Joel Robinson and these are TS: oh you see he introduced himself what a perfectly thoughtful thing to do C: Yes thoughtful J: these are my robots Tom Servo and Crow and I've installed in them a protocol module that makes them believe everything I think, say, or do is utterly brilliant Crow: oh and it IS Joel, God yes. TS: Roger penrose on his best day isn't half as brilliant or as charming as you, I might add intercom: Commercial sign in 15 seconds, of course every blissful second with you is like an apple of gold Joel Both:yes yes yes J: you know I'm starting to have second thoughts about this. I don't know what I think TS: Oh Joel! I've wiped away every bit of hesitation I had about this project Crow: not that we take issue with anything you'd think Both: No, No, no J: It does make you easier to work with Both: Oh Yes, yes, easy as pie, brilliant B: brilliant more you Mr Miller J: it leaves me feeling kind of hollow TS: Wow, how insightful of you to find that in yourself Crow: You always cut right to the heart of things Joel J: yeah yeah I'm going to remove those modules TS: oh no no no just just just just shut me down completely C: jettison me into space please T: oh yes disconnect with extreme prejudice C: you see this butt oh kick this ... <commercial break> J: all right there's the protocol module right there Crow: don't touch me, don't ever touch me. TS: this is painful J: sorry TS: jeez Joel some small animal crawl inside your jumpsuit and die? J: there's the Bots I know & love

2 points by smorgasborg 28d ago

correct link with time stamp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71Oj68sN5M&t=90 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71Oj68sN5M&t=90 Tom Servo: look here he comes it's Joel Tom Servo and Crow: Joel! Joel! Joel: Hi you guys, how you doing? TS: oh you know it's just like you to think of us instead of yourself C: that's what separates you from us measly Bots J: Thanks hi everybody, welcome to the satellite of love, I'm Joel Robinson and these are TS: oh you see he introduced himself what a perfectly thoughtful thing to do C: Yes thoughtful J: these are my robots Tom Servo and Crow and I've installed in them a protocol module that makes them believe everything I think, say, or do is utterly brilliant Crow: oh and it IS Joel, God yes. TS: Roger penrose on his best day isn't half as brilliant or as charming as you, I might add intercom: Commercial sign in 15 seconds, of course every blissful second with you is like an apple of gold Joel Both:yes yes yes J: you know I'm starting to have second thoughts about this. I don't know what I think TS: Oh Joel! I've wiped away every bit of hesitation I had about this project Crow: not that we take issue with anything you'd think Both: No, No, no J: It does make you easier to work with Both: Oh Yes, yes, easy as pie, brilliant B: brilliant more you Mr Miller J: it leaves me feeling kind of hollow TS: Wow, how insightful of you to find that in yourself Crow: You always cut right to the heart of things Joel J: yeah yeah I'm going to remove those modules TS: oh no no no just just just just shut me down completely C: jettison me into space please T: oh yes disconnect with extreme prejudice C: you see this butt oh kick this ... <commercial break> J: all right there's the protocol module right there Crow: don't touch me, don't ever touch me. TS: this is painful J: sorry TS: jeez Joel some small animal crawl inside your jumpsuit and die? J: there's the Bots I know & love