You can tell it's sarcasm because I have a second paragraph stating that it's wrong to dignify the pearl-clutching histrionics with a lot of concern. > $5k car

You can tell it's sarcasm because I have a second paragraph stating that it's wrong to dignify the pearl-clutching histrionics with a lot of concern. > $5k car from China which they do actually sell at that price Which will be +$2k to transport, and then someone will charge you more because of limited supply, and then it still won't be legal on public roads and highways. In other words, that's a pretty big stretch.