I had a buddy like you. When he was drunk, I could look in his eyes and think, "I chose rock last, so now he'll choose paper to beat rock again." And I won the

I had a buddy like you. When he was drunk, I could look in his eyes and think, "I chose rock last, so now he'll choose paper to beat rock again." And I won the vast majority of the time (in a drinking game that involved dice). Also, there's a Simpsons episode: Bart thinks "I'll pick rock. NOTHING beats rock!", and Lisa thinks "He ALWAYS picks rock...".