How do you even conclude from inspecting a butthole that it is "a receptive one"? Every man was one butthole inspection away from being a criminal? I mean if a

How do you even conclude from inspecting a butthole that it is "a receptive one"? Every man was one butthole inspection away from being a criminal? I mean if a poo can get out, something of its size can also go in, and quality toilet paper was not that available at all historically.