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You guy don't have to show cock and balls to the military commission? It's a standard practice in post-Communist countries, including NATO ones.

walrus01 29d ago
There's a guy in the US military intake processing facility (MEPS) whose job is, among other things, to inspect your bunghole https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+asshole+check https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+assh... But more serious and non joking answer, the new thing from the "department of war" is testosterone level lab exams for existing servicemembers. https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosterone&hl=en-CA&gl=CA&ceid=CA%3Aen https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosteron...
- lifestyleguru 29d ago
  so... for military grade identification systems instead of face photo with id document next to it, you make banghole photo with id document next to it?
  - walrus01 29d ago
    It's all good and fine until a scan of your combined face ID / bunghole ID is for sale on a russian based internet crime forum. https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=YmEB&sca_esv=c8557b5bb6b82d6c&sxsrf=APpeQnv-MoD5tVytBLEwZMp2av_ekf9-CQ:1788524515473&q=id+scan+database+theft+rental+cars&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ABfTbFVyMZGZf1hfvX9uKjN_-G8c4u0nXx4bEIpwm1lnNH832QGGMdFXpDyzkQgEdtB8w9w-GD6PIjvNPpUnrx3WoOVIqtB7m0uJCnmO69VZCGvjkJswfxpqShzBmeU9vLtlIzpB5qp_I4BbqEr0GaxOvSmJ498B6z8aPqL8CC6d_D-OMiOA1rp8cpiApSc4bqzrEFRQ0aGBJCBOrMEv10CvQfXRc0n9Aw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigxaqD9dSWAxUPx-YEHQfBB5gQ0pQJegQIHBAB&biw=1680&bih=941&dpr=2 https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=Y...
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Tangurena2 29d ago
In the olden days, the doc would hold your nuts and tell you to turn your head and cough. This was to detect if you had a hernia (which was a medical exception). The bunghole inspection was to see if you were the receptive partner in anal intercourse because being a gay man was a criminal offense. Allegedly, lesbianism was never outlawed because Queen Victoria was so offended by the idea of it that she prohibited the legislation from even being heard in Parliament. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent
- lifestyleguru 29d ago
  How do you even conclude from inspecting a butthole that it is "a receptive one"? Every man was one butthole inspection away from being a criminal? I mean if a poo can get out, something of its size can also go in, and quality toilet paper was not that available at all historically.

walrus01 29d ago

There's a guy in the US military intake processing facility (MEPS) whose job is, among other things, to inspect your bunghole https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+asshole+check https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+assh... But more serious and non joking answer, the new thing from the "department of war" is testosterone level lab exams for existing servicemembers. https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosterone&hl=en-CA&gl=CA&ceid=CA%3Aen https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosteron...

lifestyleguru 29d ago
so... for military grade identification systems instead of face photo with id document next to it, you make banghole photo with id document next to it?
- walrus01 29d ago
  It's all good and fine until a scan of your combined face ID / bunghole ID is for sale on a russian based internet crime forum. https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=YmEB&sca_esv=c8557b5bb6b82d6c&sxsrf=APpeQnv-MoD5tVytBLEwZMp2av_ekf9-CQ:1788524515473&q=id+scan+database+theft+rental+cars&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ABfTbFVyMZGZf1hfvX9uKjN_-G8c4u0nXx4bEIpwm1lnNH832QGGMdFXpDyzkQgEdtB8w9w-GD6PIjvNPpUnrx3WoOVIqtB7m0uJCnmO69VZCGvjkJswfxpqShzBmeU9vLtlIzpB5qp_I4BbqEr0GaxOvSmJ498B6z8aPqL8CC6d_D-OMiOA1rp8cpiApSc4bqzrEFRQ0aGBJCBOrMEv10CvQfXRc0n9Aw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigxaqD9dSWAxUPx-YEHQfBB5gQ0pQJegQIHBAB&biw=1680&bih=941&dpr=2 https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=Y...
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Tangurena2 29d ago

In the olden days, the doc would hold your nuts and tell you to turn your head and cough. This was to detect if you had a hernia (which was a medical exception). The bunghole inspection was to see if you were the receptive partner in anal intercourse because being a gay man was a criminal offense. Allegedly, lesbianism was never outlawed because Queen Victoria was so offended by the idea of it that she prohibited the legislation from even being heard in Parliament. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent

lifestyleguru 29d ago
How do you even conclude from inspecting a butthole that it is "a receptive one"? Every man was one butthole inspection away from being a criminal? I mean if a poo can get out, something of its size can also go in, and quality toilet paper was not that available at all historically.