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Only after they've had their mandatory scrotum inspection and testosterone check to join the military at age 18.

lifestyleguru 1mo ago
You guy don't have to show cock and balls to the military commission? It's a standard practice in post-Communist countries, including NATO ones.
- walrus01 1mo ago
  There's a guy in the US military intake processing facility (MEPS) whose job is, among other things, to inspect your bunghole https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+asshole+check https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+assh... But more serious and non joking answer, the new thing from the "department of war" is testosterone level lab exams for existing servicemembers. https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosterone&hl=en-CA&gl=CA&ceid=CA%3Aen https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosteron...
  - lifestyleguru 1mo ago
    so... for military grade identification systems instead of face photo with id document next to it, you make banghole photo with id document next to it?
    - walrus01 1mo ago
      It's all good and fine until a scan of your combined face ID / bunghole ID is for sale on a russian based internet crime forum. https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=YmEB&sca_esv=c8557b5bb6b82d6c&sxsrf=APpeQnv-MoD5tVytBLEwZMp2av_ekf9-CQ:1788524515473&q=id+scan+database+theft+rental+cars&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ABfTbFVyMZGZf1hfvX9uKjN_-G8c4u0nXx4bEIpwm1lnNH832QGGMdFXpDyzkQgEdtB8w9w-GD6PIjvNPpUnrx3WoOVIqtB7m0uJCnmO69VZCGvjkJswfxpqShzBmeU9vLtlIzpB5qp_I4BbqEr0GaxOvSmJ498B6z8aPqL8CC6d_D-OMiOA1rp8cpiApSc4bqzrEFRQ0aGBJCBOrMEv10CvQfXRc0n9Aw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigxaqD9dSWAxUPx-YEHQfBB5gQ0pQJegQIHBAB&biw=1680&bih=941&dpr=2 https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=Y...
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- Tangurena2 1mo ago
  In the olden days, the doc would hold your nuts and tell you to turn your head and cough. This was to detect if you had a hernia (which was a medical exception). The bunghole inspection was to see if you were the receptive partner in anal intercourse because being a gay man was a criminal offense. Allegedly, lesbianism was never outlawed because Queen Victoria was so offended by the idea of it that she prohibited the legislation from even being heard in Parliament. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent
  - lifestyleguru 1mo ago
    How do you even conclude from inspecting a butthole that it is "a receptive one"? Every man was one butthole inspection away from being a criminal? I mean if a poo can get out, something of its size can also go in, and quality toilet paper was not that available at all historically.

You guy don't have to show cock and balls to the military commission? It's a standard practice in post-Communist countries, including NATO ones.

walrus01 1mo ago
There's a guy in the US military intake processing facility (MEPS) whose job is, among other things, to inspect your bunghole https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+asshole+check https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+assh... But more serious and non joking answer, the new thing from the "department of war" is testosterone level lab exams for existing servicemembers. https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosterone&hl=en-CA&gl=CA&ceid=CA%3Aen https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosteron...
- lifestyleguru 1mo ago
  so... for military grade identification systems instead of face photo with id document next to it, you make banghole photo with id document next to it?
  - walrus01 1mo ago
    It's all good and fine until a scan of your combined face ID / bunghole ID is for sale on a russian based internet crime forum. https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=YmEB&sca_esv=c8557b5bb6b82d6c&sxsrf=APpeQnv-MoD5tVytBLEwZMp2av_ekf9-CQ:1788524515473&q=id+scan+database+theft+rental+cars&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ABfTbFVyMZGZf1hfvX9uKjN_-G8c4u0nXx4bEIpwm1lnNH832QGGMdFXpDyzkQgEdtB8w9w-GD6PIjvNPpUnrx3WoOVIqtB7m0uJCnmO69VZCGvjkJswfxpqShzBmeU9vLtlIzpB5qp_I4BbqEr0GaxOvSmJ498B6z8aPqL8CC6d_D-OMiOA1rp8cpiApSc4bqzrEFRQ0aGBJCBOrMEv10CvQfXRc0n9Aw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigxaqD9dSWAxUPx-YEHQfBB5gQ0pQJegQIHBAB&biw=1680&bih=941&dpr=2 https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=Y...
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Tangurena2 1mo ago
In the olden days, the doc would hold your nuts and tell you to turn your head and cough. This was to detect if you had a hernia (which was a medical exception). The bunghole inspection was to see if you were the receptive partner in anal intercourse because being a gay man was a criminal offense. Allegedly, lesbianism was never outlawed because Queen Victoria was so offended by the idea of it that she prohibited the legislation from even being heard in Parliament. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_assent
- lifestyleguru 1mo ago
  How do you even conclude from inspecting a butthole that it is "a receptive one"? Every man was one butthole inspection away from being a criminal? I mean if a poo can get out, something of its size can also go in, and quality toilet paper was not that available at all historically.