Of course they will. People buy rubbish like this all the time. Here I am in a hotel room with a Dyson fan, which simultaneously moves less air, and is more

Of course they will. People buy rubbish like this all the time. Here I am in a hotel room with a Dyson fan, which simultaneously moves less air, and is more noisy, with a much more piercing tone, than my home fan with blades that I bought for £30 from screwfix. I'll be turning it off before I sleep... unlike the one at home.