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The guy in charge of all of this has eaten road kill and rotting carcasses and he appears to be completely fine. I'm sure there will not be any issues.

• nielsbot 29d ago
  Part of his eugenics-adjacent philosophy: survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)
  • walrus01 29d ago
    Give it another six months and they'll introduce phrenology for the diagnosis of psychological conditions.
  • Terr_ 29d ago
    Then when he gets sick, it'll either be kept secret or attributed to nefarious agents of Goldstein seeking to undermine Big Brother. I couldn't possibly be the statistical outcome of like chicken with regular bacteria, oh no...
  • swed420 29d ago
    > survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health) Essentially Ron Swanson minus the satire
• dgellow 29d ago
  s/guy/worm/
• cdrnsf 29d ago
  Chase that road kill with some raw milk.
• antonvs 29d ago
  > he appears to be completely fine. Yup, looks fine, sounds fine... wait