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Don't worry! They're going to relax the rules on small scale meat processing allowing it to occur at facilities that rarely if ever see an inspector, surely thi

Don't worry! They're going to relax the rules on small scale meat processing allowing it to occur at facilities that rarely if ever see an inspector, surely this will make everything better. You can be certain the people of America will be healthier than ever after this amazing initiative. https://news.google.com/search?q=usa+meat+processing https://news.google.com/search?q=usa+meat+processing

dylan604 2mo ago
>You can be certain the people of America will be healthier than ever after this amazing initiative. Naturally. Only the strong survive!
- Bluestein 2mo ago
  High-T, low E. coli!
rjbwork 2mo ago
The guy in charge of all of this has eaten road kill and rotting carcasses and he appears to be completely fine. I'm sure there will not be any issues.
- nielsbot 2mo ago
  Part of his eugenics-adjacent philosophy: survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)
  - walrus01 2mo ago
    Give it another six months and they'll introduce phrenology for the diagnosis of psychological conditions.
  - Terr_ 2mo ago
    Then when he gets sick, it'll either be kept secret or attributed to nefarious agents of Goldstein seeking to undermine Big Brother. I couldn't possibly be the statistical outcome of like chicken with regular bacteria, oh no...
  - swed420 2mo ago
    > survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health) Essentially Ron Swanson minus the satire
- dgellow 2mo ago
  s/guy/worm/
- cdrnsf 2mo ago
  Chase that road kill with some raw milk.
- antonvs 2mo ago
  > he appears to be completely fine. Yup, looks fine, sounds fine... wait
kulahan 2mo ago
Isn't one of the main problems with meat factories that they're processing such an insane number of animals a day, which contributes massively to dirtiness? Not to excuse the idea that they shouldn't be inspected, of course.

dylan604 2mo ago

>You can be certain the people of America will be healthier than ever after this amazing initiative. Naturally. Only the strong survive!

Bluestein 2mo ago
High-T, low E. coli!

rjbwork 2mo ago

The guy in charge of all of this has eaten road kill and rotting carcasses and he appears to be completely fine. I'm sure there will not be any issues.

nielsbot 2mo ago
Part of his eugenics-adjacent philosophy: survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)
- walrus01 2mo ago
  Give it another six months and they'll introduce phrenology for the diagnosis of psychological conditions.
- Terr_ 2mo ago
  Then when he gets sick, it'll either be kept secret or attributed to nefarious agents of Goldstein seeking to undermine Big Brother. I couldn't possibly be the statistical outcome of like chicken with regular bacteria, oh no...
- swed420 2mo ago
  > survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health) Essentially Ron Swanson minus the satire
dgellow 2mo ago
s/guy/worm/
cdrnsf 2mo ago
Chase that road kill with some raw milk.
antonvs 2mo ago
> he appears to be completely fine. Yup, looks fine, sounds fine... wait

kulahan 2mo ago

Isn't one of the main problems with meat factories that they're processing such an insane number of animals a day, which contributes massively to dirtiness? Not to excuse the idea that they shouldn't be inspected, of course.