Nearly impossible. Every single sentence in the post provides evidence against that theory. (Dave "Insists on using a home-brew script" / use of "Homebrew" vs "

Nearly impossible. Every single sentence in the post provides evidence against that theory. (Dave "Insists on using a home-brew script" / use of "Homebrew" vs "Standard solution" / Dave's "primary hang-up" became clear after he "immediately balked" / Ridicule of Dave's code is "sincerely appreciated", etc). It's so over the top that the entire post may just be an elaborate troll.