A small, traumatized little part of me is envisioning a whole new aisle of "Heart Healthy" peppermint ice cream products appearing in every store, holiday decor

A small, traumatized little part of me is envisioning a whole new aisle of "Heart Healthy" peppermint ice cream products appearing in every store, holiday decorations going up, and speakers blaring Christmas carols a week before Labor Day. /s?